film: August 2005 Archives

Sex and the single nerd

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Speaking of Andy Stitzer...

The 40 Year-Old Virgin opens with its nerd hero wandering around his apartment, which is -- wait for it -- jammed with action figures and science fiction toys, all in their original boxes, with the implication being that of course a grown man who collects toys must be so inept with women that he’d still be untouched at the age of 40.

Clearly, the people behind this flick have never been to a science fiction convention. May, you wouldn’t believe some of what goes on at these things -- some fans even feel that newbies need to be warned about the environment.

If only Andy had taken himself to a con or two, he could have solved his little problem years ago.

The class of Nuke 'Em High

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As a teenager, though, I fully expected not to live out my life without seeing worldwide nuclear holocaust, though in that self-preservationist way that you forget pain and trauma, the constant low-level terror of that expectation has receded. It comes slamming back when I rewatch ‘The Day After’ and ‘Threads’ and ‘Testament’ and ‘Special Bulletin,’ the four 1983 television movies that contributed in a big way to my adolescent nuclear neuroses. I'm 14 again, and lying awake at night wondering when the bombs were gonna come. There was a fatalistic inevitability to the certainty that was numbing.

On the 60th anniversary of the atomic bombing of Hiroshima, I look back at the films of the 1980s that helped make Generation X a collective psychological basket case back then.

The scientific method goes Hollywood

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The New York Times:

Tucked away in the Hollywood hills, an elite group of scientists from across the country and from a grab bag of disciplines - rocket science, nanotechnology, genetics, even veterinary medicine - has gathered this week to plot a solution to what officials call one of the nation's most vexing long-term national security problems.

Their work is being financed by the Air Force and the Army, but the Manhattan Project it ain't: the 15 scientists are being taught how to write and sell screenplays.

Damn. Don’t I, as an aspiring screenwriter, already have enough competition in trying to get my scripts noticed?

On the other hand:

Exactly how the national defense could be bolstered by setting a few more people loose in Los Angeles with screenplays to peddle may be a bit of a brainteaser. But officials at the Air Force Office of Scientific Research spell out a straightforward syllogism:

Fewer and fewer students are pursuing science and engineering. While immigrants are taking up the slack in many areas, defense laboratories and industries generally require American citizenship or permanent residency. So a crisis is looming, unless careers in science and engineering suddenly become hugely popular, said Robert J. Barker, an Air Force program manager who approved the grant. And what better way to get a lot of young people interested in science than by producing movies and television shows that depict scientists in flattering ways?

Making science cool is a good thing. I’m not sure that this is the way to go about doing it, or at least not the only way: there is an ingrained disdain for all things thinky in the United States that a few movies about cool scientists isn’t going to reverse.

On the third hand (three hands? I’m writing science fiction!):

Later, over meatloaf, the workshop participants batted around...

Meatloaf? These guys will never make it in Hollywood...

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