I’m confused about something. Maybe someone can ’splain me this.

See, I’m browsing through the inspirational brochure of the new Creation Museum in Kentucky. (Link goes to a PDF. I hereby offer up this warning to all those sinning webmasters who do not alert their readers to such slow-downloading, new-app-launching, linking perfidy.) And I am finding myself quite moved by suchness as:
Walk through the Garden of Eden. Introduce yourself to our chameleons. Examine bones, the clutch of eggs from a dinosaur, an exceptional fossil collection, and a mineral collection. Enter the Cave of Sorrows and see the horrific effects of the Fall of man.
Already I feel closer to the all-embracing warmth of religious faith. Who doesn’t long to visit the Cave of Sorrows?
But then there’s this:


