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The city of Birmingham, England, wants to eliminate apostrophes on municipal signs, so that, say, St. Paul's Square shall be idenitifed on signage as St. Pauls Square.

Words fail. Apostrophes too.

Now, I get all bent outta shape when "people" "use" "quotation" "marks" "inappropriately" on signs. At least those folks seem to love punctuation so much that they go overboard in using it. But just not using it at all? Why stop with apostrophes? Let's throw out semicolons, too -- I hate those bastards.

(I stole my headline from the Telegraph. At least they're still literarily clever.)

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Well, all the apostrophe's have been exported to other language's, like German: The German's, who didn't use apostrophe's for possessive, ermm, stuff, have recently become quite enamoured of them and use them everywhere and at all time's. I gues's there is only place for so many apostophe's in the world, and now we (the German's) own them. Oh, and "quotation" marks are "always" funny, I "recently" was told. And aren't semicolons quite thrown out of English? I like them, and have been criticized for using them excessively.

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