Well, not quite yet. But soon. Dubya tells Fox News he's gonna write one a them book things. You know, with the pages and everything.
What's it gonna be about? Bush reveals:
You know, I'm not quite exactly sure what it's going to be, but I'm toying with the idea of maybe describing the toughest decisions I had to make as President, and the context in which I made them.
Well, he is the Decider.
So we might finally learn the truth of that choking-on-a-pretzel incident. Cuz he really had been considering having the nachos, but they were out of that salsa he likes in the White House kitchens, and it was a tough choice, whether to go with the nachos even though they taste kinda funny with onion dip, or to go with the pretzels.
The real question is, Will Bush's book be one with the pretty pictures already colored in, or will we be able to color them ourselves?
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