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Spotted on CNN.com:

There's a video.

But, wait, it gets better. The description of the video:

Jesus spotted on the ceiling

An image of Jesus on the ceiling of a weight loss center is keeping patrons honest. KWCH's Denise Hnytka reports.

No fat chicks in Heaven, I guess. And don't think you can fool Jesus into thinking it's just that you're a little bloated cuz you've got your period. He's watching you, and he knows you ate that Twinkie.

I wanna know: Why is it always Jesus people see? Why isn't it that guy from the Allman Brothers? Why isn't it that creepy guy hanging around outside the bar down the block? Why do they just assume it's Jesus spying on them at the health club?

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I'm MaryAnn Johanson, writer and editor, and this is my scratch pad, idea-jotter-downer, portfolio and resume, and general hang-out blog.

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