I think I have found the greatest thread in the history of the Internet. It's such a perfect soup of geekiness that I half suspect it's all invented. Whether it's real or not, it reaches a pinnacle that I think we've all been striving for since about 1997. It's like a "Nine Billion Names of God" thing: now that this thread has been achieved, there is nothing else left for the universe to accomplish.
It starts with a blog posting by SF author Charlie Stross -- who is a fantastically inventive writer, by the way. He writes:
I refuse to believe this.The Association of the Sovereign Order of the Temple of Christ (better known as the Knights Templar) have just launched a legal action against the Pope: among other things they want him to recognize the seizure of assets worth an estimated €100Bn, and restore the good name of the order. (More here.)
No. Just, no. This is too silly. Back in 2001 we obviously changed Cosmic Scriptwriter, with a new team consisting of the ghosts of Eric Blair and Philip K. Dick taking over from the previous incumbents -- but this? The Pythons aren't even dead, yet! (Well, most of them.)
I didn't reproduce the links -- go to Charlie's blog to check them out. But that's the entirety of the post. And it's a good, geeky post: it hits current events and comments on them via multiple pop-culture references, including some deeply literary ones.
But it's in the comments that geek nirvana is achieved. There, we find referenced:
• cynicism about Hollywood marketing practices
• the nature of God
• YouTube
• goofy advertising
• the concept of parallel worlds
• the mortgage meltdown
• a geek meme spun off from The Simpsons
• the French
• Doctor Who
• the history of the Catholic Church
• Wikipedia
• propeller beanies
• the differences between zeppelins, blimbs, and dirigibles, complete with cheerfully nerdish squabbling over them
• classic rock
• Indiana Jones
Need I even mention that (at least as of this writing) there are exactly 42 comments in the thread?
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