my own private I dunno: résumé | screenplays | fan fiction

Museum of Ignorance: Hail to the Cretin edition

| | comments (5)

From The Detroit News:

Credit Ford Motor Co. CEO Alan Mulally with saving the leader of the free world from self-immolation.

Mulally told journalists at the New York auto show that he intervened to prevent President Bush from plugging an electrical cord into the hydrogen tank of Ford's hydrogen-electric plug-in hybrid at the White House last week. Ford wanted to give the Commander-in-Chief an actual demonstration of the innovative vehicle, so the automaker arranged for an electrical outlet to be installed on the South Lawn and ran a charging cord to the hybrid. However, as Mulally followed Bush out to the car, he noticed someone had left the cord lying at the rear of the vehicle, near the fuel tank.

"I just thought, 'Oh my goodness!' So, I started walking faster, and the President walked faster and he got to the cord before I did. I violated all the protocols. I touched the President. I grabbed his arm and I moved him up to the front," Mulally said. "I wanted the president to make sure he plugged into the electricity, not into the hydrogen This is all off the record, right?"

This hyrdogen, it explodes?

You know, not that I mean to suggest that the president of the Yuu-Nited States ain’t a complete freakin’ nitwit, but perhaps the design of this automobile isn’t the best it could be...

(Technorati tags: , , )

5 Comments

Looks like the museum is running out of content. Does he say that the President was actually about to plug it into the wrong end? I would think that a car that you could "plug into the hydrogen" would be woefully under engineered.
Mea Culpa. Didn't see your comment.
Now that this has been revealed as a bad attempt as a joke, is it going to be removed from the museum?
Perhaps the Detroit News can take its place?
No, I'll leave it here. This story would never have been plausible if Bush were not a moron. Maybe Mulally needs to be inducted into the MoI.

Leave a comment


I'm MaryAnn Johanson, writer and editor, and this is my scratch pad, idea-jotter-downer, portfolio and resume, and general hang-out blog.

• film/TV/pop culture critic at FlickFilosopher.com
• contributor, Film.com
• member, Online Film Critics Society
• member, Alliance of Women Film Journalists
• member, International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences

[become a Facebook fan]
[visit my personal Facebook page]
[follow me on Twitter]


Location: New York City
[email me]

photo by David Speranza

archives

recently at FlickFilosopher.com

Powered by Movable Type 5.01

what I’m watching
(region 1)

what I’m watching
(region 2)

what I’m reading



my book
(Amazon U.S.)

my book
(Amazon U.K.)