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Friday plant blogging: whole lotta cacti

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What do you call a whole bunch of cacti? A cacophony of cacti? A catastrophe of cacti? I need a word, cuz that’s what I’m dealing with all of a sudden. My friend Brian (the now sadly departed feline Leonard’s person) was given all these tiny, prickly things a while back as a gift, and he was tending them in his office. But it turns out that the windows in his high-tech Manhattan office building are too high-tech: they filter out some kind of UV light that the cacti need, and they were starting to get sickly. And his new cats, Leonard’s understudies, won’t tolerate plants in the house. So here they are, in a room with absolutely no UV shielding at all. I already have a bunch of cacti, so they should be right at home.

Dunno why I love cacti so much. Could be it’s that they feel no need to show off, like so many plants do, with their shiny leaves and their colorful flowers. There’s no “Ooo, look at me with my pretty blossoms!” with cacti. No, they are what they are, and you can just buzz off if you don’t like it.

A few of my favorites from the new batch. This one looks like Shrek:

These look like potato chips, or maybe tongues:

Look, a bunny!:

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The proper aggregate term is "a vibration of cacti." http://www.snopes.com/horrors/insects/cactus.htm "OMG, get out of the house, NOW!"
Good thing I didn't take the big vibrating cactus Brian was trying to foist off on me...
I think you have enough cactus to qualify as an honorary Arizonan! And contrary to what you might think, you could wake up one morning and find a really big, showy flower (often, just one) on a tiny cactus...they're sneaky that way. We have a cactus out in the front yard that is about 8" tall, ugly to the point of looking dead, and every summer, when we least expect it (often when it's the hottest and driest) one day there's big red flower on top, easily half the height of the whole plant. Honest to gosh, we stare at it every time, wondering if one of the neighbors has pinned something to the cactus (we're gullible that way...). Glad the vibration has found a good home.
I'm a huge cacti fan as well. I agree abou them not needing to show off. I also love how darn tough they are. They aren't like most wimpy plants that need watering every other day. Once a month is fine, and if you forget one month so what. They'll still be the next. And they can live through some of the toughest conditions imagineable. I left my cacti outside during the winter one year and although shaken by spring, they stayed around. And if you neglect them to the point of near death, you can always bring them back. They are the John Wayne of the plant kingdom.
Yes, that's what I'm hoping with these guys. Some of them got really wan after weeks and weeks of not enough of the right kind of light. I think they'll bounce back. They're tough buggers.

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