Onion or AP? #4

One of these headlines is honest-to-God real (culled from the E! Online, actually), and the other is honest-to-God fake (culled from The Onion). Can you guess which is which?

Phish Collapses Onstage

Onion or AP?

Keith Richards' Brain Just Fine

Onion or AP?

“It’s only rock ‘n’ roll but I like it, like it, yes I do.” --The Rolling Stones