Slither caption contest (now closed)

• Hair of the Alien: DNA and Other Forensic Evidence of Alien Abductions, by Bill Chalker

• Project Beta: The Story of Paul Bennewitz, National Security, and the Creation of a Modern UFO Myth, by Greg Bishop

• Looking for Orthon: The Story of George Adamski, the First Flying Saucer Contactee, and How He Changed the World, by Colin Bennett

• Hunt for the Skinwalker: Science Confronts the Unexplained at a Remote Ranch in Utah, by Colm A. Kelleher and George Knapp

(These are all courtesy of Paraview Books, which -- full disclosure time -- is one of my copyediting/copywriting clients.)

If you’re like me -- and if you aren’t, why are you reading Geek Philosophy? -- then these are probably right up your alley, whether you believe in alien abduction and anal probing and cattle mutilation or not.

Enter by sending a funny caption to the freaky photo above. Funniest caption wins.

JEAN'S WINNING CAPTION: "Hmmmm. Anymore symptions other than bloating and gassiness?"