Kermit shills

This continues to make me cry:

Is it easy being a shill, Kermit? Do you lie awake in the dead of night afeared that that rattling outside the window is the ghost of Jim Henson come to eat your soul? Or is your soul long withered and shriveled?

I ask merely for information.

Meanwhile, I choose to remember Kermit and the Muppets as they were -- over at FlickFilosopher.com, I'm giving away four DVDs of Muppet movies (you have to be a micropatron to enter) -- or as their spirit lives on in the hearts and minds of geeks. Like the 12-part (and counting) Seremuppety by walkerboh, over at deviantArt, which is, naturally, Joss Whedon’s Serenity as told in the Muppet style:

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6 / Part 7 / Part 8 / Part 9 / Part 10 / Part 11 / Part 12

Cuz it's not easy being Mal...