Mutants are cool again, with the remake of The Hills Have Eyes hitting theaters tomorrow. So here's The Human Torch, from last year's Fantastic Four, who really enjoys his freakish powers; the nuked Amazing Colossal Man, who has wit enough to wonder what sin a man could commit in a single lifetime to deserve such a fate as being made huge by radiation; and this guy, who actually believes the tripe put about by Homeland Security, that a piece of plywood would actually save a dude from getting his DNA scrambled.
