
Say it ain't so, Johnny -- say it ain't so. You ain't sold out on us, have you? I mean, we all managed to overlook the fact that Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl was based on a theme-park ride. But there's no way to avoid the fact that your mug is now gracing the packaging of chocolate-covered sugar bombs.
Why do you make us cry, Johnny?
This is almost as bad -- not quite, but almost -- as the ain't-third-degree-burns-grand Star Wars Pop Tarts...




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