One of these stories is honest-to-God real (culled from the Associated Press), and the other is honest-to-God fake (culled from The Onion). Can you guess which is which?
Activist Judge Cancels Christmas
WASHINGTON, DC -- In a sudden and unexpected blow to the Americans working to protect the holiday, liberal U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals Judge Stephen Reinhardt ruled the private celebration of Christmas unconstitutional Monday.
Judge: Baby on board is no excuse; Pregnant woman claimed she was driving for two
PHOENIX, Arizona -- Fetuses do not count as passengers when it comes to determining who may drive in the carpool lane, a judge has ruled.
And They wonder why we’re so cynical...
