I got no pix of my cats today. They know I need to them to be especially fascinating now that I’m catblogging, and so they have been perversely resolute in being wildly dull, or at least only weird and funny in ways that cannot be photographed. Mrs. Kennedy’s penchant for the night crazies, for instance, during which she zooms around the place at 2am like she’s hopped up on speed, does not lend itself to still photography.
So instead, go enjoy MyCatHatesYou dot com, the self-proclaimed “largest collection of sour-faced, indignant felines on the Internet” (as distinguished from the collection chez moi). There, you will meet cats like Cedric:
But what makes the site so stubbornly anti-precious are the captions. You’ll just have to click through to Cedric’s page to find out what is going on behind that devilish visage. Just make sure you’re not drinking milk when you do so, cuz it’ll come out your nose and end up all over your keyboard.
And if you like MyCatHatesYou dot com, then you’ll love Bad Cat: 244 Not-So-Pretty Kitties And Cats Gone Bad, the dead-tree version of the site by its evil-genius minder, Jim Edgar. It’s absolutely guaranteed to have you spewing liquid -- I laughed like a loon flipping through it, cuz it’s full of stuff like this:
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