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SF don’t get no respect

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Boston.com has posted its top 50 science fiction TV series of all time. I’m not gonna get into the placement of shows in the ranking -- though the absence of Max Headroom, Firefly, and Farscape from the top 10 casts a dubious light on the list -- because these things are matters of personal choice, no matter how wrong they may be.

No, what rankles here is the writing, the explanations of the particular qualities of each show that make it worthy of our esteem. The number 5 entry, Babylon 5, is described as "arguably one of the best sci-fi shows ever made" -- surely, that goes without saying, seeing as how it’s ranked at number 5. Why is it ranked so high? Well, it’s just great! Number 6, Stargate SG-1, is a "great show with a solid cast." Number 3, Star Trek: The Next Generation, "nearly made our number one spot." Why didn’t it? Gremlins got into the computer the night before the piece was published? An editor who hates Data overruled the writer? No one seems to know.

Perhaps the worst example of how these editors fail to understand the appeal of these shows -- I wonder whether anyone involved in this project has even seen any of them, is this entry:

Number 8
'Dr. Who'
No sci-fi show list is complete without Dr. Who. The series ran from 1963 to 1989 and featured several men as the doctor - a time traveling, eccentric alien - and his comrades. Sure, many of the monsters were terribly cheesy, but it is a classic nonetheless.

Idiots. It’s a classic, in part, because the monsters were cheesy, not in spite of that fact.

Until someone who genuinely understands SF starts explaining it to the mundanes -- for at who else could such a list as this be aimed? -- SF will remain, unfairly, in its ghetto.

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No Deep Space Nine. Enough said. No Sisko = bad bad list.
Also no Tomorrow People, Red Dwarf, Quark, Angel, Highlander, Dead Like Me, Carnivale, The Flash, Alias, Incredible Hulk, Monkey, or (least forgiveably) The Prisoner and Blakes Seven.
Or, of course, Heat Vision and Jack. But I suppose mention of that would be expecting a bit much.
As much as I love "Buffy The Vampire Slayer"--and I love it a lot--I wouldn't exactly call it science fiction. Nor would I call "Xena" science fiction. Or "Wonder Woman." So why exactly are they on this list? Why not a separate list for "fantasy programs"--which the above obviously are--and reserve the term "science fiction" for shows that are actually science-related? Oh, right. That would mean too much work. And respect for a genre that is not as hot as the latest dreary prime time soap opera. Plus sci-fi shows rarely display the latest fashions. And if a TV show can't sell an audience on overpriced clothing, there's obviously something wrong with it...
Considering the range of shows they are counting as science fiction, the list is missing, in addition to the shows already mentioned, Starman, The Tripods, CSI, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Total BS.
Just... wow. Seriously asshat list they got there. Agreed that DS9, The Prisoner, Red Dwarf, Incredible Hulk and Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (to name but a few) are missing; as much as I loved Carnivale and Dead Like Me, they aren't sci-fi and neither are Xena or Buffy (two shows I adored but neither of which ended a moment too soon); and... wow, Third Plot Overdone? If they're going to put in a cheeseball NBC series, why not be brave about it and toss in Quark? Complete waste of bits, and I truly wish I hadn't just given up all those pageviews to find that out.
Any list of this sort is going to be subjective and have weird gaps in it, but this one's odder than most, especially in "categorization." Lots of justifiable definitional limitations they *almost* seem to be using, but not quite: 1. American shows only? But there's Doctor Who. 2. Live action only? But there's The Jetsons, of all things.... 3. Strictish definition of SF? But then what's Xena or Buffy doing there? My suspicion is that the list combines the preferences of several individuals' lists, most of them following rules like the above, but one "outlier" with odder tastes or broader definitions. But regardless, the main flaw is the one MaryAnn identifies: it's one thing to make a list, but the fun is in the "whys" and "why nots?" Maybe there's a good, or at least interesting/controversial, reason why "Star Trek: Voyager" is there, but "Deep Space Nine" isn't. But give us a clue!
Frankly, the presence of *The Jetsons* on any list of great SF instantly dooms said list to laughability.
It's pretty clear, given the presence of shows that are clearly fantasy, horror, and superhero rather that what any ten-year-old geek would classify as SF, that it's really a list of what's ambiguously referred to as "genre" shows -- which I don't have a problem with, since the dividing lines are pretty nebulous. But it ouight to be acknowledged that Buffy, Xena, etc, aren't SF at all. If they wanted to stick to what one might call "strict constructionist science fiction", there would be few, if any, shows to choose from.
I stunned. Slack-jawed. Call it what you will. I've only read up from #50 to #30 and am astounded (not in a Good Way) as to the criteria, or lack of it, in determining what is SF. While I think Fantasy definitely needed to be cut out of the herd (and might have resulted in its own Best of List), about all I can figure in determining this list was SF has spaceships in it (hence Buck Rogers with Gil Gerard, and Lost in Space), the shows that so badly fit here are those that the judges threw in based on "oh, my dorky little brother likes Lost in Space...and he likes that other dorky show, too (Man from U.N.C.L.E., Buffy, Tales from the Crypt -- yeah, I'm bouncing around the years)," such that "dorky" prefences *must* signify the SF genre. I'm really, really afraid to read the rest of the list, particularly having read what was omitted to make space for some of the "best" series.
Okay, well, I'm glad they did the piece. Gives us all something to react to, I guess. Kudos for putting it out there. But...in Space:1999, the commander was John Koenig, not Walter Koenig, as the article incorrectly indicates. Walter Koenig actually played Mr. Chekov (the screaming Russian...) on Star Trek. That's the kind of mistake you don't want to make in this culture...
Yeah, the fact that DS9 is not on this list and Voyager and Andromeda are, among the other reasons listed above, makes this entire list bogus in my book.
This whole list is like the idiots guide to kinda sci-fi like stuff that the audience of Desperate Housewives kinda remembers. It's like we geeks are exhibits at the natural history museum. I am reminded of The Far Side: "Oh look kids! Nerds! And all of their little nerdlings!"

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