Jack Sparrow, phone your office

I am Captain Prudentilla Flint, about whom they say: "Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!"

On official Talk Like a Pirate Day, find your pirate name.

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