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Fanzines, fan sites, fan films... One of the characteristics of geeks that best defines us and distinguishes us from society as a whole is that we are active consumers of pop culture. Geeks don’t veg out in front of the boob tube, at least not as a way of life -- for us, the experiences of TV, film, books, graphic novels, and games are not merely receptive. Even if we don’t produce fan fiction, for instance, we watch and rewatch our favorite shows and analyze them, hash over the plotlines and the character interactions either on our own or with other fans. We refuse to be force-fed pop culture -- we may eat it, but we do so in full awareness of what we’re consuming. We challenge what we consume, turn it around and upside down and attempt to figure out what it’s all about, or at the very least, why we think it’s cool enough to even warrant so much attention in the first place.

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Which makes Charles Ross something of an übergeek. His stage show, One-Man Star Wars Trilogy, is the ultimate expression of the geeky experience of pop culture. The New York Times, in its review of the show, exudes the mix of cluelessness and condescension that has lately typified its discussion of anything remotely geeky (which is ironic, because the paper is allegedly attempting to reach the very audience it regularly disdains). The Times derides Ross’s audience as "composed largely of very intense-looking overgrown boys wearing Coke-bottle glasses and Darth Vader jerseys" in the same way that it never, ever characterizes the crowd at an NFL game as "a bunch of morons courting pneumonia by appearing shirtless and painted in team colors in below-freezing temperatures." It pointlessly insults Ross himself -- "who reportedly has a girlfriend, although she may be the victim of a Jedi mind trick" -- in the same way that it never, ever characterizes the performers of an off-Broadway production as "a bunch of theater nerds who mistake overenunciation for acting and bland prettiness for presence."

But most egregiously, the Times reviewer misses the point of Ross’s performance entirely:

The energetic Mr. Ross, who cannot be faulted for lack of effort, is a mediocre performer, especially when compared with the many brilliant quick-change artists in the crowded field of multicharacter solo shows. There's not a trace of smooth Billy Dee Williams in his Lando Calrissian, and his Princess Leia could be confused with a man. No one expects him to have the baritone of James Earl Jones, but there were a couple of potheads in my freshman dorm who did a better Darth Vader.

As I point out in my review of the show at FlickFilosopher.com:

This isn't about perfect impersonation of famous actors; it's emphatically not about watching Ross and seeing Sir Alec Guinness or Mark Hamill; it's about watching Ross and seeing ourselves. Ross holds up a mirror to our own geekitude and shows us how silly and how wonderful a healthy grownup playfulness can be.

Naturally, I have a lot more to say about the show. Check it out.

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I hope he includes 3PO's memorable warning about, "The approximate odds of successfully negotiating an asteroid field..." (or words to that effect.) For a time, that line became, among my small cadre of sarcastic college cronies, the inevitable laugh-off whenever anybody advocated common sense as an alternative to some reckless proposition. It cut deeper than calling somebody a "wuss," 'cause it had Galactic impact. Nobody wanted to be branded a Threepio. And yet, 3PO was himself a Star Wars referencer. He showed off his protocol-programmed gift for mimicry when he replicated the sounds of light sabers and vader breath for a captive audience during the Ewok jamoboree at the end of Jedi. And who hasn't done the same thing? The burp and crackle of the sabers slicing, the long menacing whoosh of tie fighters screaming into attack position along the surface of the death star? I can totally picture Ross doing the sounds in his act, 'cause, heck, who hasn't amused their friends at some point with a spot-on Star Wars sound effect? Beyond the scripting of the words, SW noises are loaded with this vivid meaning that you could invoke, and everybody who ever animated their own action figure around the jugle gym knows exactly what you're saying. I'm no anthropologist (maybe one can correct me), but does that qualify as a language? I can vouch that in the proper crowd, one can carry on a brief exchange with SW noises and no actual english words. Heck, any bunch of random syllables that ya growl will represent Jabba, as long as you interject the word "Solo" with a proper elongated contempt. When I first saw the original Star Wars, I didn't even speak English. I saw it with subtitles in Peru. I had no clue what the story was until later, 'cause it ain't a reading kind of movie. But I was still all about finding sticks and doing the light saber duel. Or firing the ol' home-fashioned blaster from the hip like Han, (also a great sound, but relatively neglected in comparison with the sabers.) Or commandeering Trooper weapons, and firing them up the prison level corridor to cover your headlong escape into the garbage pit. When yre 5, who cares what they're quipping about ("Don't get cocky, kid!") as long as ya get to make some noise and run amok. Did the SW production guys ever win something for their noises? I have no idea. They should have. I don't know anybody who would know today what I was doing if I made a Jaws teeth-gnashing sound (whether it was Bond- or Shark-intended.) But I can't turn a street corner without seeing somebody who wouldn't appreciate a decent saber crackle. You just put your lips together and blow.
I had to sign in just to say that FRG's comments were just as fun to read as MaryAnn's article. "SW noises are loaded with this vivid meaning that you could invoke..." I can remember trying to come up with the words to discribe the sound of the tie fighers "growling" towards the screen, and finally just trying to make the sound. The movie demanded imitation... talking about it just wouldn't do. If any two people pick up brooms sticks, the next move and accompanying sound effects are universal. I wish I was in New York so I could see the official version, but I have seen many good versions of the OMSWT over the years, and have performed a few myself. Don't forget the long sleve shirt, so you can pull your hand into it and stare at the "stump" when you screem "NOoooo"!
"The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are approximately 3,720 to one!" "Never tell me the odds!" You're not a true SW geek if you can't pull the proper odds right off the top of your head (or other appropriate body part). ;) And yes, that quote was used FAR too many times while I was growing up too, heh. The odds of successfully doing (whatever it was we were trying to do) were always 3,720 to one. ;) Seriously, I'd love to see this show, but the 2000 miles between me and it make that a problem. Sigh.
There are so many great sounds in the movies, from that distinctive sound TIE Fighters make (and that I was delighted to hear from my computer speakers in the first "X-Wing" game, from back in the day when decent sound was still a novelty) to the dialogue of R2-D2 or Chewbacca, which is both unintelligible and perfectly clear at the same time. One of my favorite little anecdotes about the prequels is also about these great sounds. Apparently, when they started filming the lightsaber duels, they had to had to tell Ewan McGregor not to make the *vrrrtt* *vrrrt* lightsaber noises, which he was quite naturally if unconsciously providing on his own!
Oh, and by the way, his prop in that picture is a Parks Saber: http://www.parksabers.com/
Hey, Charles will be touring with the show after the New York run. Check out his site for cities and dates: http://www.onemanstarwars.com/shows.html
"It's not impossible. I used to bullseye wamp rats in my T-16 back home..." Looking back, that's what ya say whenever somebody tells ya the odds. It's the redemption of Luke's infamously callow "power converter" gripe. I dunno, maybe history has clicked into another gear. Or rather, maybe we've seen that same flavor of bravado repurposed by (let's call them "imperial") political interests to pooh-pooh all justifiable concerns over heedless actions. Now we're at war, and it's not going nearly as gangbusters as the pre-mission pep-talk led to believe. The SW dialogue that I get back to these days is more along the lines of, "Do not place too much faith in this technological terror you've constructed..." What a bleak outlook. I myself prefer the one where we could switch off the instruments and eyeball a direct hit on the crucial shaft, thus achieving victory in a single, destined attack run. But that's not how it goes. I like our side, but I still think we're more resembling the mammoth AT-AT walkers on Hoth, vulnerable to the lasso tricks of nimble speeders. And now, to add to the drama, we also have to reconstruct the staggering damage of Katrina? Gimme a break... We've got the magic potion of economix on our side, but there's still a bottom line. Enter bravado: "You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon??"

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I'm MaryAnn Johanson, writer and editor, and this is my scratch pad, idea-jotter-downer, portfolio and resume, and general hang-out blog.

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